balatro is a stupid game for babies


balatro is one of the worst things to happen to gaming since the invention of cheating. the game absolutely sucks and it is not good. massively overhyped and boring. do NOT play it. THIS IS NOT A PARODY ACCOUNT

frequently asked questions

  1. is this a joke?
    2. NO. i hate balatro
  2. what do you have against balatro the game is boring and it is for baybs
  3. you can't talk shit unless you've played balatro i have beaten gold stake w a bunch of decks, finished eevry challenge and unlocked everyting legit. i would have and could have gotten completionist++ easily but got bored bc i'm not a doodoo diaper baby
  4. what game do you recommend instead slay the spire
  5. what's your problem YOU have a problem. youre the one with a problem
  6. did you know balatro was made by one guy yeah maybe that's why it sucks so bad
  7. haha you seem so cool, funny, and handsome? how can i find more of your projects? i cant tell u bc then THEY will track me down. but ty and yes youre right i am cool
  8. whats your favorite joker ride the bus